A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user…
Help desk: Double click on “My Computer”.
Lady: I can’t see your computer…
Help desk: No… click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?!
Help desk: There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer… double click on it…
Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
A customer called to tech support because he can not connect to the internet
Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.”
Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?”
Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?”
Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.”
Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”